epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

(via emboot)

lexingtonand52:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

(via emboot)

Occasionally I wonder if I just vanished if anyone would noticed. Not in the “I’m contemplating suicide” kinda way because really never going there. I’m much to positive and grossed out by most wounds to even try that. It is more a contemplation in a curious way. I’m positive I would be noticed but I’m curious as to how long it would take and what not. 

Yep I’m going to be throwing a mild pity party for the moment. So if you are planning to be a judgmental ass hole that gives me shit over the things I am feeling do us all a favor and don’t read. K? Thanks.

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